The issue is the government is run by parasites non-workers and anyone who wants to even stand a chance needs funding from parasites non-workers.

If only they really would stop breathing, that would be nice lol

Ending a statement with “lol” always reads like nervous laughter to me. You’re fine. Well, you seem to have a head full of some interesting non-information backed conclusions, but that’s not the end of the world. The posibility you might change your mind exists so I’m not going to freak out over that.

Relax. Everything is going to be ok.

Written in our universes language: “Bernie Sanders released a plan that will absolutely never happen and caused literally every single person that isn’t a worker to laugh until they couldn’t breathe anymore.”

I’m failing to see the problem here - most people are “workers” and this will benefit them. Anyone not workers will… presumably die from laughing? Win/Win - what’s the issue?