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Sign me up. Free healthcare and housing for a body I cram cookies into sounds like a deal but what is their stance on aborgtions?
They’re pro-choice and pro-contraception.
They understand that abstinence is futile.
pro-contraption
Yeah, but no privacy. Even when you go to the little Borg’s room.
“Soul soliciting pig fuckers!”
“Hugh bet I do!”
This is the end of Season 2 of Picard!! Borg Queen only assimilates those you want to be assimilated.
Yeah but the Borg would be breaking into houses to force convert folk.
Then again those xtian door knocking religions are often very fond of ‘mission trips’ to forcibly convert folk for the cost of the ‘humanitarian aid’ they provide, which isn’t unlike the Borg at all.
No thanks I’m already a member of Unity
“Let us tell you the advantages of adding your uniqueness to our own. Have you thought of what will happen if you don’t join the collective before you die?”
Every insurance salesman ever.
If they went the voluntary route, like most religions, people would have much fewer problems. It’s the kidnapping and forcible assimilation that gets people upset (understandably).
Ass immolation?
Is that like a lava enema?
blocking the door from closing
“Resistance is futile.”
Reminds me of that time the Hegemonising Swarm was converted to the Proselytising swarm
In my head cannon, that’s more or less how the borg started.
I’ve had a fan fic on the back of my head where the Borg start out as a small group exploring networked community like that, but some of the members are more radical than others. One believes that people need to be brought under collective influence in order to solve their social problems and sees individuality as a problem. However, when the more virulent form of the collective gets going, she becomes a hypocrite who refuses to subsume her own individuality to the collective while inflicting the same on everyone else.
That’s why the Borg Queen seems so contradictory. She actually is.
I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who’s had thoughts about the borg origins.
maybe they just assimilated hostile species, but I think they’ve always been kind of invasive.
I imagine the borg started as a peacefull cybernetic species who radicalised them self or their ai made some mistakes maybe. Or they started as an ai that became evil and assimilated biological life on it’s quest to perfection
This is gold. Haha
“just worthless gold”
- Quark
Let me try again.
This is gold pressed latinum. :p
“I’m 1 of 2, and he’s 2 of 2.”
Readable images are irrelevant. Your text will be assimilated into the background of the meme and add its distinctiveness to our own.
