Why YSK: there are times when you need to not be stinky. A multi-day outing with friends staying in one house comes to mind. Taking bismuth subgallate will make even your vilest poops and farts smell like absolutely nothing. In the US, it’s FDA approved for that purpose and comes in chewable tablets.
Yeah okay let me just risk getting a black tongue and my mouth reeking of sulfur, possible hair loss and vision impairment, black stools, nahhh I’ll just be a normal stinky smart ape thanks.
Yeah I think I’ll just light a match.
Awesome, anything to help me not poop at all for 3 days?
Yes but it’s risky. The poop on the 4th day may make you have to retile your bathroom.
That’d be the best case.
Worst case: may need to rebuild part of your house.
So you’re telling methat with just a little p, my entire pooped bathroom can be reptile? Sick
Stop eating?
But that takes all the fun out of crop dusting my roommates and coworkers.
I save my cropdusting for the jerks that shop at Walmart. Clear the aisle and shop in peace!
You’re hanging with the wrong type of friends if you don’t chatter about who “blew up the bathroom?”
“Alright, who violated the Geneva Conventions in the bathroom now?”
- A friend of mine after another friend released a biochemical hazard on the toilet.
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I carry a lighter. Burn it a bit before you leave the bathroom and it will get rid of most of the smell. I prefer this to taking some sort of medication.
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The article is pretty short if you wish to inform yourself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismuth_subgallate
While people have a point that it shouldn’t matter whether your shit stinks, I appreciate knowing about this now. 🙂
Why YSK: there are times when you need to not be stinky. A multi-day outing with friends staying in one house comes to mind.
Sorry, I have a hard time coming up with reasons why you should not be stinky in such a case. Do you have a toilet in the middle of the living room on outings? Otherwise who cares? Shit stinks, perfectly normal, absolutely no reason to hide that. People should stop being ashamed for bodily functions instead of medicating them away.
People should bask in the glory that is my gut fauna leaving behind the potpourri of my people in the bathroom.
