The Wall Street Journal is just shitposting for rich people.
Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.
I mean, intermittent fasting is legit but not to save money… Ffs…
They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom
It’s people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it’s not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I’m overbearing but I’m really overcaring.
“And while you’re at it, do you really NEED to sleep?”
There’s a webcomic about a world where almost no one sleeps anymore thanks to a new drug. And they work 16 hours a day.
16 hours a day in a world where no one has to sleep seems wildly optimistic
How much are eggs for you all? I just picked up a dozen for 3.75.
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I see they moved on from telling us not to have avocado to toast to just not have any toast.
“We know life is Hard, but have you tried Ultra Hard by skipping the most important meal of the day and starting out famished?”
Your life is hard? Add malnourishment and see if that helps.
No funds? Have you considered refraining from eating as a means of saving money?
To save more money, stop eating lunch and dinner
