She’ll for sure get a seat on his SCROTUS.

Gosh. Who saw THAT coming.

Now you can go to jail-jail.

Turds of a feather.

Oh crap, I gotta contact my online company about this.

I hate how Fux News describes Greg Gutfeld as the leader in late night. I mean, there are probably enough psychos out there watching that network to drive up those numbers, but Gutfeld is the same shit Fox News gives you in the daytime, with a light coating of late night talk show trappings.

Go for it, milk that old shmegeggie 'till the teats fall off.

(Except Palestinians.)

He probably calls the pictures of himself in lingerie on the cover of the Weekly World News anti-semitic, too.
I’m not anti-semitic! I just hate Netanyahu because I’m anti-douchebag!

Sounds like Cohost is circling the bowl, too. And what happened to that social network started by two teenage girls? There were so many of these damn things I couldn’t keep track of it all. It was like the web search industry before the Google meteor struck.

Gee, who ever thought there would be racist content from a site owned by Apartheid Boy? And of course, he probably denies it exists in spite of clear evidence to the contrary. He literally defamed the Anti-Defamation League when they called him out on him jerking it to his Nazi fantasies. Then I think he cried to his mommy, who looks like the Bride of Frankenstein.

Kbin shows a picture of Data from Star Trek smoking a pipe.

I was saying this over on YouTube… it’s his responsibility to report tech developments accurately and responsibly, because today’s tech developments are tomorrow’s history. Future nerds need to know the score! Scooty-Puff Junior suuuuuuuucks!

Oh wow, that is peak kill-billy. You can almost smell the meth.

Perfect for leftovers!

Elementary, my dear Mr. Putin.

I think I blew up that KFC when I played Mercenaries on the Xbox…

RFK Jr. is a piece of dog shit drying in the hot summer sun. I can’t imagine in any universe this guy (who makes me wish there was a Sirhan Sirhan Jr.) draining votes from Joe Biden when their views are diametrically opposed.

I mean, I would suggest she’d be like green or blue or something, like regular fish. You know, camouflage for being underwater. Something down there in the briny deep has got to have a taste for mermaids.

(For top accuracy, all Little Mermaids from this point forward must have a strong resemblance to a manatee. Is Kathy Bates from Misery available?)

Mm, white danish. That’s the one with the white cheesecake goo on the top, right?