Holy shit, ordering the wrong batteries was the icing on the cake.
Tony scratched his neck, his high visibility vest making him itchy again. He took off his bright yellow hardhat, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Now cradling his hardhat under one arm, and a clipboard in his hand, he sidled over to the rich prick. “Look, Enrique, I really need you to sign the…” He paused for a rattling rumble, as a dump truck disgorged another load of printer cartridges onto the front lawn. “…pink copy of the bill of lading. It confirms the delivery was made, and my drivers can get paid.”
Enrique sputtered, fuming. “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?“ He said, gesturing at the small hill nearly obscuring his mansion.
“Well…” Tony grunted. “ You better hope that some of these loads have magenta, otherwise these piles of cyan and yellow are totally useless.“
Wait, how big IS a football field?
Mass Effect is my most favorite series ever. Also played dragon age and liked it.
I appreciate the answer, I haven’t played any of those.
I have not, I’ll have to check it out
This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.
Depends. He is indestructible and, as far as I know, not a renowned chef. Cooking with ingredients that you actually put in food should be totally safe for him.
He might be able to find some kind of exotic alien substance that could cause some physical pain, but at that point, is he really cooking? Or just adding something painful to food?
Sidenote, he could probably find some kind of kryptonite that would disable his powers for a meal.
These items are usually marked “not for individual sale“. I’m pretty sure what you are witnessing is people just stealing things. (At least some of the time, But smaller stores do break those “not for individual sell” rules too).
If you’re not sure, just asking an employee.
Anyone send this to Brandon Herrera yet?
It’s actually pretty good feedback, I’ll do something like that next time.