So, by extension, narwhals are way more similar to unicorns than a fish and perhaps it’s the rhino that’s the odd one out.

But what about unicorns?! Are they tusks or horns?!

Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!

Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.

Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.

I’ll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.

Only if the meme includes a side of bacon

Why a swordfish when narwhals exist!? https://images.app.goo.gl/bjqptE9WzdJFoKw87

A 500t nuke could take out the white house, capitol hill and not too much fallout beyond.

Canada does not, but if the US wanted to unilaterally attack and occupy our land, there’s very good reason to believe we would look closely at all offers to move nukes from the EU, China, or Russia into Canada, and even potentially use them. We burned down the white house once - next time it might need to be the entirety of DC…

I hope the NATO push would be stronger than simple arms supplies, if nothing less based on the likely crumbling of the alliance. If it were to fall it’s very conceivable Canada would strike deals with the Chinese, or even Russia to maintain its independence. Protected guerrilla warfare regardless, which the USA does not have a great track record, especially considering it’s never tried it with as well armed and aligned nation as Canada.

It would be an invasion and occupation. Very very few Canadians would cooperate with the annexation, and more than likely it would look something more like Afghanistan or Ukraine, but with much better equipment being provided to resistance forces.

I would hope our NATO allies would fulfill their commitments too!

The only way Canada would join the union would be as an occupied territory, and we would do everything possible to fuck shit up from within.

To be clear, Trump is now openly promoting genocide. I considered this administration fascist up until now. Now, they full ass Nazis. Any American not going to the protests tomorrow and participating in a full on general strike is complicit with Nazis.

They got nothing new. I’m far from a nationalist, but even I’m ok with strengthening our border with these American sleeze balls at this point. If anything I think Trudeau played him like a fiddle - “sure Donald, we’ll give you all this “new” spending to curb fentanyl at the border” literally a non-existent issues and money that’s already been spent.

I’m hoping we Canadians can move quickly to better establish trade relations with Europe, Latin America and Asia - specifically without US involvement.

I think that using an incorrect word counts as a grammar error - sort of like how misuse of they’re their there is a grammar error.

Take my up vote you damned (grammar) Nazi.

It might not matter weather or not he targets oil. We Canadians understand how important our energy supply is to the US and we’re willing to cut that supply of as a bargaining tool. This is where the find out happens following the fucking around.