I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.
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Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•You haven't really experienced snow white and the seven worfs until you've seen it in the original KlingonEnglish15·2 years agoI am NOT a Sneezy man!
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•I just think Quark forcing a closed-mouth smile is great.English3·2 years agoExcept for that sex-change episode. Say what you will about Move Along Home, Profit and Lace is the worst episode of DS9, imo
Ah yes, the Stewie Griffin solution
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•DS9 was the most sexually explicit star trek of them all.English24·2 years agoCensors in the 90s were obviously MUCH more concerned about portraying the love between two consenting adults who had been married in a previous life than they were about a sentient puddle of goo that can make himself look like he’s dressed.
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•A reminder that the Beastie Boys are cannon in the trek universe.English3·2 years agoHonestly, I thought that’s where the joke was going.
Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•Jumanji: The Final FrontierEnglish17·2 years agoEveryone in this thread is talking about Beverly or Jean-Luc, but I’m all about the less-imposing Worf.
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•Boimler's living situation keeps getting more complicated... (Lower Decks 4x02)English9·2 years agoThat’s gold, Jerry! GOLD!
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteOPto Risa@startrek.website•::slurping noises::English7·2 years agoI don’t really know what you’re referring to or if you’re being serious, but if you are being serious, then I’ll just say it relates to Lower Decks episode 4x02.
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•Oh this is ripe for Lower Decks pickingEnglish6·2 years agoI’m pretty sure that T’Ana would be all over this. But I don’t think she’d make it a rap battle…
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•Dr Julian "Stop Screaming" BashirEnglish11·2 years agoDisney did it right with the freaking porgs when Episode VIII dropped. Those things were everywhere
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•Dr Julian "Stop Screaming" BashirEnglish19·2 years agoI just want to know what Paramount executive OK’d this episode but didn’t then immediately begin production on moopsy-related items to purchase. I need a moopsy plush!
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteOPto Risa@startrek.website•Mom, can we get a Tuvix pleeeeeeeeeeease? (spoiler LD 4x01)English4·2 years agoDidn’t want to spoil the episode for people who haven’t seen it yet
Where can I sign up for this? Asking for a friend.
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•I wanna be Tendi, but I'm totally a Boimler.English17·2 years agoRutherford, with Mariner’s contempt for authority.
Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Risa@startrek.website•Where every hologram knows your nameEnglish2·2 years agoWorf.
Especially_the_lies@startrek.websiteto Star Trek Social Club@startrek.website•What's Your Favorite, Not at All Epic, Star Trek QuoteEnglish31·2 years agoI think my username will help you lol
IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii