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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • I’m not a vape user, but the model is the kind of thing that just makes me so angry.

    In a world that makes sense:

    • small, mostly metal vape chassis
    • rechargeable, replaceable battery
    • built-in glass reservoir with charging valve
    • vape juice sold in medium to large recyclable cans with standard interface to the charging valve

    In a world where Profit is God (the real world):

    • disposable chassis
    • disposable battery
    • if it’s refillable at all, it’s via non-recyclable, mixed material, mostly plastic, proprietary cartridges and you can save 5% if you subscribe online for refills, 10% if you pay yearly, $5 credit if you refer a friend on social media using hashtag #smoovape
    • probably gives you turbo cancer because the juice is made in a repurposed Freon plant that was inadequately converted and they just don’t answer the phone when the FDA or EPA call



  • EvilBit@lemmy.worldtoNo Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldXXX
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    18 days ago

    Stede Bonnet was a wealthy landowner who walked away from his family to buy a boat and become a really bad Pirate of the Caribbean. Blackbeard ran into him, took his ship, decided for some reason he kinda liked the guy, taught him a few things about piratin’, then went his own way. Bonnet did better after that, but he was eventually captured and hanged.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stede_Bonnet

    Were you looking for a story of inspiration and success instead of history’s worst midlife crisis? If so, oops.