Not only will not touch you, I will avoid eye contact and make myself as small as possible in my seat for fear of unwantingly touching you. Then i would apologize a lot for some reason

Like it says in the Bible (Matthew 26:52), “Live by the stick, die by the explosive drone.”

These guys, as Duke Nukem would say, have balls of steel. 🫡

10/10 because you seem like a cool lady :) (also because you’re super beautiful)

Fuck you

Abortion is now illegal, unless I am not the father of the child, then it is mandatory.

Reddit is the new Digg and Lemmy is the new reddit, which means we will one day be the new Digg 😨

You’re impossibly beautiful. if you’re looking for a divorced, middle aged guy, hit me up lol

Damn, Act Man really let himself go.

Weird flex, but ok

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You muh-muh-muh-muh-muh make me happy.

“Yewww!”

Jeez, I wonder who could have done this? It’s such a mystery!

This meme was devised by a clever person, that kind of stuff doesn’t belong here!

This explains why Tom Cruise is the way that he is.

Mr. Skeltal’s origin story

This is indeed me irl. I even have that whimsical smirk

Shit, that’s all you had to say Trekbro.