If he wanted to fuck high schoolers, he should have run for office as a Republican

It’s also ego and insecurity about their masculinity

It’s the only way he stays out of prison

I liked his interpretation as it fit the universe well.

Time for a government bailout!

Should have played Winnie the Pooh’s theme

It’s all call center spam. People speaking Chinese or Hindi in the background

It’s probably a translation error from Portuguese to English

I guess saying, “Show me your pussy,” is like winning double Jeopardy

Not to mention their donors

Jon? Is that you?

It’s organized crime talk. E.g. “Take care of it” can mean so many things. You talk in generalized words and let your underlings sort it out.

Thank god someone else remembered that movie

What laws are being broken?

It’s still a horrible precedent. Don’t feed the trolls.

Don’t get me wrong, Lula is correct on this. But he’s still a scummy politician who has a questionable past

In Texas, it’s often not sarcasm

I left Reddit because of the pro-genocide mods

I wouldn’t hold my breath. Lawyers and ethics mix like oil and water.

Should have pumped his stomach because you know Tucker is a swallower