Well maybe only say this if it’s true

Donkey Kong is the best thing in games you hacks

Ai title?

Idk literally any club on a Saturday. You’re asking where to find air to breathe here.

Nah gamers are

I was a socially awkward careful teen! I never did it!

Oh just like they did 5yrs ago every 5 years since the invention of powered flight

The sky is close to blue

No but you could project one onto its surface

Your wife is using more than 12hours of screentime away from an outlet everyday?

Because nobody who isn’t sleeping next to an outlet is using their phone for more than 12 hours a day

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The phone only really needs 12 hrs of battery life

Me mate Jim does it. He’s got a good eye

I derive endless comedy from democratic states wanting to change but being unable to because of environmental regulations and Republican states not wanting to change but being unable to because of free market capitalism.

Keyword filters my guy

Man I’m so sorry to my highschool Chromebook. They gave me that shit in yr seven and I was incapable of keeping things in one piece at that age. I think every key had been taken off by the end of the year and there were several holes in the outer casing.

Please god I need an international effort win rn. Faith in humanity stocks are dropping

Blaming a language model for lying is like charging a deer with jaywalking.

Thank god that the US is continuing to innovate in the absolute dog-shit cheap and dirty building sector