HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]

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One time I woke up first and heard my buddy talk in their sleep. I can’t remember all of it, but I remember they definitely said “If Batman’s still in the basement, I’m fucked.”

Umm…what?

I get that white women suck, but I don’t see why this was necessary.

Supposedly, the lost F-Zero Webcomic (the first time a proper ‘canon’ was established for Western fans) was much, much weirder.

I mean really the only difference is that Zaphod Beeblebrox isn’t functionally omnipotent

I have some bad news about your grandfather.

It has to do with where most of the Communists did their fighting in WWII.

Man’s got RANGE!

Oof my bones

Boxing Monster > Skanky

I watched some of the new Takeshi’s Castle with neither subs nor dubs and found it enjoyable regardless. It might be the way I watch anime going forward. Asserting dominance through willful ignorance.