Welp, we had a good run. See ya in the trenches. Or whatever.

NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT!

You realize the amount of water is constant, right?

Make Air Harmful Again?

Why does this question about if he fears a return to Mexico seem to be so important? Genuinely curious. Does it influence a potential asylum claim or something?

There’s also a trough of coffee! Mmmm troughee.

Came here to say this. Major editorializing by the OP, unless there’s another source they chose not to share.

Canada not on the list?

Looks like they found Satoshi Nakamoto and now Hegseth is gonna beat him with a sock fulla quarters til he gives Trump “all the bitcoins”

Awesome! Thanks so much for doing this and sharing!

Someone (especially someone in a position of power) calling someone’s actions illegal (whether true and/or justified or not) is advocating state-sponsored violence against that person.

Build the wall!!

I came here to comment on Japan, haha. Almost everywhere you go, no trashcans and no trash! Their society is like a hive mind in a lot of ways, though. I’m not sure it’ll work with Rugged American Individualism®

Edit to add: Damn, I just realized OP is in England. Maybe they can make it work.

If someone cared to make the Anakin/Padme meme for this, I think it’d work really well

Streisand Effect!

Insertion: stick it on the end O(1)

Retrieval: BOGO sort your list and return the first item. It’s O(1) in the best case.

Checkmate, nerds!

1. Scrap NAFTA for your own marginally better trade agreement during first presidency
2. Manage not to fuck anything up for 4 years because you’re not president
3. Immediately fuck up your own trade agreement that YOU FOUGHT FOR because of reasons that exist entirely in your own imagination
4. ???
5. Hopefully die of a heart attack

Ooh they should give Bill Barr unconditional free rein to redact and censor what is released, so we can get a super expensive, toothless, watered down waste of paper, just like with the Mueller report! Everyone loves a sequel!

That was a hilarious read. Thanks for posting! I had to learn/use prolog for a class in college and in the ~10 years since then, this is the first time I’ve ever seen mention of it in the wild. I lost it at Chad’s flustered assertion that “…nobody knows prolog!”

How hard is it for an American family with two “desirable” skill sets (we’re both software engineers) to emigrate to Denmark? Asking, uh… for a friend.