I call BS unless I get a source
I call BS unless I get a source
Maybe if we locked up a few more Karen’s retail workers won’t have PTSD as much
But helmets are SOOOO expensive
What really grinds my gears - literally - is having to have two sets of sockets because America. It’s really gets annoying when you lose your 10mm socket and the other one isn’t quite right, but you can’t work out is 18/32s is close enough and then you bust a nut.
That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn’t want it to get awkward
I’m gonna say it.
2023 is the year of the Linux desktop!
Yeah fuck randos. They smell.
Yeah if the boys were raped the Taliban executed them for their crimes
You forgot to be born rich and beautiful. That’s the thing you did wrong.
I rum a distillery and literally turn water into spirits. I just add a bit of yeast and sugar and boil that bad boy.
Guess I should call myself rum Jesus.
Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations
Handcuffed and head stuck in the dryer is just too much to bear
I lost my phone the other day. That sucks. But what really sucked is when I went and got a new Sim, chucked it in one of my old shitty phones, and then activated the new Sim with my company as a replacement, those motheruckers took 4 whole days to activate my new Sim.
It said it would only take 1-3 hours.
I had days wasted on the line with them, I knew they didn’t transfer it correctly and they just kept saying “please wait longer”. Like. What the fuck is waiting more going to do.
What was worse, is without access to SMS, I couldn’t port out to a new provider, couldn’t login to Facebook as backup messaging, couldn’t transfer money from my bank. Every step of the way I was fucked by 2fa and my douchebag phone company could not give a single shit.
Fuck you amaysim.
As soon as it came good I ported away from them within the hour. I really opened up my eyes to how much we rely on SMS communication these days for auth.
LOL, my nanna dies last week and I’m pretty cut up about it.
Would still film that video though. A boys gotta eat
I dunno, the other night I dreamed I was a butterfly and that was pretty bitchin.
That MF who big brained himself 100k years ago doomed us all
How do I become a cloud?
After the war comes comfortable living and the age of enlightenment though. Could be good but I’ll be getting too old to enjoy the next bits if I live though the war
Tell me you’re Australian without telling me you’re Australian
Maybe it’s finally time for northern island to jump ship