Niggling__Niggard@lemmy.worldtoWorld News@lemmy.world•Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in RussiaEnglish
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1 year agoThe plane crashed after jumping out of a window.
The plane crashed after jumping out of a window.
The low light of the room and the human brain’s tendency to use short cuts makes your eyes perceive a distorted reflection of yourself after you stare at the reflection for a while.
If you’re on acid, maybe.
Please don’t make me feel old.
I’ve stopped giving handshakes to almost anyone, favouring the ol’ terrorist fist jab instead. I get awkward reactions sometimes but some people seem to get why. Masking up again is gonna be fun, can’t wait to hear the vaxxosckeptics tell me all about how everything is a hoax again.
Fine, I’ll start killing people at festivals so as to re-establish a semblant of balance in the universe.