I love how so many of us came here to say this

My dog hates squirrels, so I do too.

Except the jobs of all those Brazilian employees

Everyone loves Dick

I was at the UCSB shooting in 2014. I remember the surreal sound of gunshots. They sounded like nothing I would expect. So many lives and families were destroyed that day. The years later, a bar in my community was shot up, destroying even more lives.

I’m sad how often these occurrences are and that we’ve gone blind to them.

Personally, I prefer pocket sand

So is the difference “I’ll give you money to do this thing” versus “I’ll give you money if you do this thing”?

They both sound like bribes to me. Money, goods, or services are just handed over at different times.

I fucking hate these people. No shame. No morals. No humanity.