Don’t dox yourself, but can we know your region so we can be not there?.

I think I saw that episode of Futurama.

That’s great news! My cardiologist has been looking at getting a boat.

Really? My mom always says I’m a handsome young man, like Robert Pattinson.

Go home, Japan! You’re drunk!

A corndog with cheese inside would probably sell well.

I stand corrected…uh…what did you say your name was? Ah, I stand corrected, you there.

I think that’s wise.

Yeah, buddy, they’re just pills. Pay them no mind. Now cover your ears.

[Nobody tell them. Imagine having the innocence back of not knowing the horrors]

There wasn’t any room left after we added the grapes.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Just like Liberals and Communists in WWII.

How do they keep the pizza on the kebab skewer?

Thanks for doing the math!

Cat has plenty of air! Don’t listen!

I bet that’s hilarious. I’ll have to look it up.

Pork Texas-ton.

Your birthday parties must be wild.

Is that you, Ron Swanson?

Are you really going to take a shot at pineapple while this monstrosity runs amok?