I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.

Real talk, if even Steam is Chromium-based, how can I escape? Is there a non- or less-evil, but similar launcher? I’m trying to shift away, but it’s really difficult since everyone I know uses at least one, usually many of those programs.

Oof, you’re right! My bad