I’m impressed he didn’t burst into flames.

Scrolled past this story like 6 times and every time I think “damn, Mark Zuckerberg is looking old!”

Machete don’t need no calculator.

Don’t worry tho, because although everyone’s broke as shit, the houses you bought in the 90s when you were a young child are worth like 10 times as much now!

Dude’s practically shitting on himself and everything around him like some kind of horrifying lawn sprinkler of shit and his company only goes down 13%?!

Lol. It’s not on my local government rhetoric machine and therefore I do not implicitly believe this

Because Reddit mods are known for not being massive corruptable stooges?

There’s a thing unions do when you try to fuck with them that he isn’t going to like.

Imagine 700k government employees just upping and fucking off because of how much of a giant dumbass you are. He’ll still not realise the smell in the room is him, though.

That makes sense, thank you

Reddit became such a stooge pit full of obviously skewed moderation. Glad I left.

Why is a 21yo developer in a school to begin with?

Keep waking up at night and just not getting back to sleep again. No reason for it that I can see. Not anxious or afraid, not unhealthy. Just keep not sleeping.

Also my little boy bit through his lip at Nursery today so he’s gonna be a super cranky little bear later when I pick him up and I need to be happy and supportive for him.

I know an architect who designs APIs this way. Also includes a status code in the response object because why have one status code when you can have two, potentially contradictory, status codes?

They’re what plants crave!

Arooo-gula

Yeah most of us just say rocket

It’s in my fed

Well that is just fucking amazing

Hey look, the cancer is dying of itself…

What’s not covered is the 25 years of R&D in advance of waterfall project starting, or that it’s delivered 200% over time and cost due to those requirements being insufficient and based on assumptions that were never or are no longer true.