Dude, you can get Miralax on same-day Prime… Even in New Zealand!
Dude, you can get Miralax on same-day Prime… Even in New Zealand!
Israel is using the American police defense of “I was scared so I had to kill them”.
That’s not just your country. That’s organized religion in every country.
Does that mean they’re banned from the Olympics?
It tells me that they are obviously evil because they don’t blindly support a white Christian authoritarian regime.
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Truly a truck for the do-it-yourselfer!
Seems like an awful lot of work when a can of expanding foam squirted in the right places will disable most anything mechanical and is much more difficult to remove.
That makes sense and works because it’s in an enclosed and private space. Fat day at the beach will quickly turn into a zoo exhibit for cruel people because the world is horrible.
Great in theory, but fat people will always be oggled at and judged for their size. All this will do is make a big spectacle and draw attention to those who really just want to be left the fuck alone to live their lives.
How about a personal drive-in theater?
The solution to cheap toilet paper
“5 year old children”… Yeah, that sounds about right for the republican party.
I disagree. During the middle of one of his rambling, windbag rants at his largest nazi rally, he needs to have a Grand Mal seizure where he visibly pisses and shits himself, immediately followed by a near-fatal stroke that leaves him as a drooling vegetable on life support. May he be fully conscious while completely incapacitated and unable to speak as a team of brown-skinned, LGBTQ±and-proud-of-it nurses take turns being forgetful about emptying his colostomy bag while an AI bot scours the internet reading aloud every legit criticism of his entire pathetic life until, after enduring many, many years of this treatment, an obsessed fan finally works his way onto the night janitorial staff so he can get in the room alone with The Donald and live out his fantasy of making a human-centipede-like union by engaging in a “perfect” 69, causing DJT to die while asphyxiating on crazy janitor cock which, in turn, causes the janitor to choke himself to death on Don’s pathetic dick resulting in the final act of indignity as the janitor releases his bowels directly onto Trump’s face just before he finally loses consciousness.
May the last thing Trump ever sees, as he chokes to death on smelly cock, be an extreme closeup of the hairy, unwashed ass of a MAGA lunatic as it pisses down Don’s throat and reenacts “2 Girls, One Cup” directly into his eyes.
Because it takes profits from the oil industry, and we can’t have that!
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On the edge of a tall cliff.
Current AI is a glorified predictive text keyboard.