i still do not fathom how mastodon is difficult, do people just expect the platform to read your mind and do everything for you? How is it any more difficult than youtube?

import yhwh  

def interventionSort(unsortedList):
    sortedList = yhwh.pray(
    "Oh great and merciful Lord above, let thine glory shine upon yonder list!", 
    unsortedList
    )  
    return sortedList

that explains why it took god 7 days to make the universe

hey now, maybe they’re just bots that became people? maybe stop assuming things yeah?

that’s not universally true, a regular youtube.com link needs the ?v=k3489k8 bit to specify the video

where’d you get them being lethal? far as i’m aware they’re just a real bother for your stomach with all the tannins, but not outright lethal. People have made quite a lot of acorn bread in tough times after all

gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.

they mean the wake agenda, all these boats disturbing the water’s surface are going to bring an end to society

there’s a very trivial solution that always works actually, it’s called “stop being a prude”

ultimately the people responsible are the ones giving people tools that can be misused, you don’t hand a gun to a child.

i will never stop wanting to commit severe crime every time i try to see what’s using the processor and every single fucking system monitor tool just says it’s xorg

YES THANK YOU VERY USEFUL GOOD

this is what peertube tries to fix: everyone watching a peertube video (by default) will help server the data to other watching, so instead of the server needing to send all the data the viewers share the load.

i love how people bend over backwards to justify the placement, and STILL the best you can come up with is “it’s not THAT bad”

i do not “hope”, i have faith in the lord 🙏

Chili dogs… Chili dogs never change…

from what i know it wouldn’t be that you have a strict energy allotment, more that people would see you using tons of energy and come knocking to gently ask what in the blazes you’re doing in there

i’m sure the federation has good heat pumps and such

at this point i have utterly forgotten how windows works and when placed in front of a computer not running linux i just get frustrated that it won’t let me do things properly

LET ME OPEN A TERMINAL AND USE REGULAR COMMANDS YOU OVERBUILT TOASTER

i love how it has to be the worst most proprietary tools, god forbid someone run their own ollama and stable diffusion instances, that won’t earn money for our corporate overlords!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa