Nuclear.AI here we come

S31 was right though, the Founders should’ve been exterminated

10/10 would watch

Quacks in Duck Duck Go. 🦆

Based and CCP has its citizens’ brain well being as a priority pilled.

Never forget what they took from us in the name of progress.

Based and Dear AI Leader is never wrong pilled.

They’re probably still running on their own Netware network. Is there still Win16 compatible malware going around?

interwebs

It’s called “the information superhighway”, thank you very much. 😄

There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!

Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

Indeed. And you can’t even install the first party Apple one from the store, you have to go third party.

It is. The sentence “I’m pro Ukraine/Russia” is most definitely a political statement

They’re still going to ruin a supposedly no frills text editor with this.

What they could’ve dove to showcase it instead is revamping Wordpad, instead of removing it, and integrate the AI stuff there, since it’s supposed to be one of Microsoft’s example apps

Wherever they are, by installing a small diesel generator in the back. Just stop, start up the generator and recharge your car!

You can discriminate them based on their instance, in a lemmy-esque twisted version of nationalism

I would love that if I had an iPhone mini and the keyboard prevents the software one from popping up. On a full sized regular iPhone I don’t really see the appeal, even if I do like physical keyboards.

“Field missing from registry”, one of my favourite franchises, is now owned by EA? Ugh. 😩

The schuko plug is widely adopted over here in Italy too. Usually for computers and appliances with high current requirements (ovens, refrigerators)

Sharepoint queries are written in something very similar 🤢

I still have nightmares from the one time I had to use that.