ToastyWaffle

They’re the type to freeze instead of fight or flight

Nice try, monobot glares suspiciously

Yep, think of the math like this:

1000 users that we can get $1 of profit from totalling $1000 profit

Or 500 users we can get $3 of profit from totalling $1500 profit.

$1500 > $1000 Therefore it’s a good decision.

Welcome to the mind of corporate executives

Source: I work with these dumbasses

I made a comment earlier that got 7 uplems. You can say I’m kind of a big deal around here.