TomMasz

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

The US and Israel are separate countries, right? Admittedly, the lines are getting a bit blurry these days.

The US is a joke and all the world is laughing at us.

That’s because many older people remember being sick with diseases that have since become preventable thanks to vaccines. I remember the long lines at a local high school for the polio vaccine. Parents couldn’t vaccinate their kids fast enough. I missed a week of Little League baseball because my parents decided that at age 12, I was too old for the measles vaccine. I’ll be getting vaccinated in a back alley if I have to, there’s no way I’m going back to the 1950s.

Carrots are sweet, just not peaches sweet. Also, they don’t taste remotely like peaches. But that’s not important now.

Federal Courts are going to be a thing of the past pretty soon. No sense funding anything associated with them.

Let’s be honest. Henry doesn’t have to ask.

It’s official: We’re fucked.

Meta has been running ads claiming no one can read your WhatsApp messages, including them. For some reason, I’m not 100% sure about this. It’s hard to imagine they can resist grabbing all that data for their AI somehow.

Working as intended then?

Dyson has inhaled too much ozone from electric motors.