How the hell did you get even more sexy over the last 24 years?

Now, to be fair, to the letter X, the X-men are not evil.

And there are also bidets that have an air jet.

God that’s one cute little asshole.

Just buy a fucking bidet.

Man I really feel like I am part of the like 1% of people who think the cyber truck looks super cool. I understand it’s a POS but it just looks so cool to me. I would put bright yellow EL Wire on all the angles to make it more cyberpunk looking. God I wish this car and the company didn’t suck.

Christianity is full of tons of spells and witchcraft.

Ya, I agree that they should 100% get some sort of monetary compensation for this. The issue is that the judge has a lot of money and can get a much better lawyer than them. They are already close to being homeless so I don’t imagine they can afford a good lawyer, there may be 1 or 2 who would take the case Pro Bono but I’m betting most would offer to do it for 40% of the winnings.

Ya, that’s only when you are on trial, and he isn’t on trial or even being legally charged with a crime. There is also a video of the incident, so there really is zero ambiguity here.

You do know the lawyer is gonna take a huge chunk of that right?

It sounds like they didn’t have a qualifying terminal illness to me.

Idk why he assumed the private chat was actually private and not fully monitored.

Well, I mean, they don’t want to appear lenient on the wrongfully convicted.

Finally a normal sized dick.

From top down. I have a beard, and I use a hot brush to dry and straighten my beard so I don’t use a towel on my face.

Nope are you getting it confused with quiznos?

Hey maybe this will get gun laws passed.

I love you.

because he would be the first Jewish first spouse.

No no no no no. It’s not first spouse it’s First Lord dammit. If I were him I would demand to be referred to as such.

All ev batteries will burn like this, though. It’s the nature of this type of battery.