It could have been worse, he could have been caught getting a handjob in a theater.

Thout shall goon in thy office whilst on the clock.

We need to do a peaceful protest every month till this administration and their dear leader are gone.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas because we can’t afford to go there and play.

Help us South Park you are our only hope!

The iron sheik is getting ready to travel to hell to put that son of a bitch hulk hogan in one more camel clutch.

Spread the word trumps a child fucker. Post it everywhere say it everywhere, don’t let it be overlooked or covered up.

Momma he’s coming home.

Taco, also trumps on the list.

What do you mean by soon?…mines been nonexistent for years, decades now!

It will be our little secret party 🫲🍊🫱

Noted.

Getting ready for a hostile takeover of the White House? Hide all the couches.

Pedos helping pedos.

Noted.

Wrong evil 80 year old but I’m not disappointed.

What! So you’re telling me that all the people I know who stopped smoking cigarettes and are now smoking vapes it’s bad for them? And yet they tell me it’s actually good and healthy for them? I’m totally shocked!

Yes! Burn all your bridges with your few friends you have left! Then you will be left all alone on an island, a sex island. Oh shit wait!…