Big The Pope fan? I don’t think they meant to hurt you, it was just a counterpoint appreciating the gravity of what’s happening right now. The big guy is probably just trying not to “have an accident.” Oh, those clumsy Russians.
So, my spouse comes home wearing a small cooler as well as a work bag, and sometimes more bags from groceries or projects aquired in the wild, makes a beeline for me and we kiss and talk; whenever they’re all stockpiled I stress about their body under the weight. Your dad loves your spine, dude. Just say you’re on your way to put it down, but wanted to give a brief greeting because you’re so tired. I think you humans call this “just saying hi real quick, too tired to talk.”
They probably went crazy from an intense rat infestation. That’s probably hard.