If your car doesn’t have this, you can put one of the shoes you’re wearing in the back seat with the child… You will not walk away with one shoe.

In Massachusetts it is state law that a child care center/home/facility call parents if a scheduled child is late being dropped off. For this reason I think it’s a great regulation.

Specify if comic sans! You got me!

Same but I don’t use a knife, you can just snap bananas in half with your bare hands!

I’m late to the party but thought I’d share anyway…

Five Captains Logs!

So maybe start with three dozen tribbles, but as the 12 days progress, the tribbles increase, 4 hundred tribbles, 5 thousand tribbles, 6 million tribbles, and something else has to replace the prior tribble day? I don’t know but it’s cracking me up!

How’s about three trombone solos?

I know, me too!

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

Thank you, that’s high praise!

Just trying to blend in with you internet youths! Is it working?

You are a treasure!

Amazing!

I tried my hand on one of those AI image makers… Almost got kicked off twice because apparently “like-a-virgin-era Madonna but a sturgeon” is considered inappropriate somehow.

I too join in the under-the-bed club. So hard to clean, why not any of the many hard floors?!

Riker’s face is giving me life right now, thank you for this!

Thank you for this!

I too require assistance!