A peek inside the mind of Nick Mullen

If that’s the flur just imagine how high the cerling is

She should add an h to make “fahrt” which means “ride” in German

Heh, 8008 is slightly highlighted

“When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death”

I once made test users who were all named John Smith in different languages. I learned that basically every name is a variant of John.

Nah, they had it right

This makes sense because establishing a beachhead on Iwo Jima and managing a rowdy crowd are similar skills

Here’s a 20 year old album about it (it’s really cool that my favorite band is called ISIS. It’s neat how they broke up in 2010 but I still can only wear the merch at home)

It bugs me that his head facing the camera in both pics

These comments are like a treasure trove.

I didn’t see anyone mention Kodi as an alternative to smart TVs. It’s better in every way than the Apple TV I won from a raffle at work. The best part is that my TV box is just a computer so I can use it to host other services too

America has been strategically sitting on a couch eating strategic cheeseburgers for the past 50 years

Talk about a cold case, eh?

Putin dood wat nou?

That sounds a lot like the US constitution, amirite?

Please save me from this waking nightmare

Not pictured: the giant, shitty looking pile of rubble under them.

They just blasted chunks off the mountain and left the mess behind

For some reason if you put that sound at the beginning of a word most English speakers can’t say it.

If they make it so only government officials can join the instance, having an account on there could act like verification. You’d be able to trust that every post from there is official and not some impostor spreading misinformation (they could still be spreading misinformation but at least it’d be official government misinformation). Meanwhile I don’t have to make an account on a government website to see the posts and can maintain some privacy. The fediverse rocks!

“…both fought bitterly. But Guy knocked his adversary from his horse and kept him down easily with his lance as he was struggling to get up. Then his opponent, running nearer, ran Guy’s horse through with his sword, disemboweling it. Sliding from the horse, his sword drawn, Guy attacked his adversary. A continuous and bitter encounter followed with exchanges of sword blows, until, worn out by the weight and burden of their arms, they threw away their shields and hastened to win the fight with their strength in wrestling. Iron Herman fell prostrate to the ground, and Guy threw himself on top of him, pounding the knight’s mouth and eyes with his iron gauntlets. But just as one reads of Antheus, the prostrate man gathered strength bit by bit from the coolness of the ground and slyly made Guy think he was certain of victory while he rested. Meanwhile, having raised his hand very smoothly to the lower edges of the mail coat, where Guy was unprotected, and grabbed him by the testicles, he collected his strength for a single effort and threw him from him, breaking open all the lower parts of his body by this grabbing throw so that the prostrate Guy grew weak and cried out that he was defeated and was going to die.” - Galbert of Bruges.

You probably want to go with the firing squad

It’s spelled “wiener” though since it comes from Wien (aka Vienna) and -er, like Hamburg-er and Frankfurt-er.