We could have had funniest moment of the year if authorities seized his Mercedes while he was voting.

Is it, though?

This won’t be popular with the North Korean people. Kim’s approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

A victory screen, by any other resolution, is just as sweet.

The Defense Against Christmas.

“They have two of the things? Why would you need two?”

He must be a real good paleontologist to forget that wood is a bad conductor.

Being above the fray is what the Supreme Court was intended to be, so you can’t fault people for initially assuming that.

I think most people actually do.

Since the Roe v Wade verdict was leaked, I feel like the media has been glossing over the revelation that there’s just as much wheeling and dealing in the Supreme Court as in any of the other branches.

Why are we giving Trump an excuse to drop his failure of a running mate?

Keep talking, dumbass. Let’s see how many swifties you can make turn out.

internal communication on platforms like Slack is not always private

That’s common sense, frankly.

With how he is, it’s more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn’t notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn’t notice.

Not where Palestine is concerned.

Sounds like a confession.

We finally got him, right guys? Guys?

Nobody’s ever going to recognize Maduro as the winner of the election, just that he might become president anyway.

It makes sense to have the option, but this trend of signing away your rights in the fine print should be outlawed.

Oh no! What if Russia retaliates? /s