Well, not so much now.

I feel that might become a… problem.

Now kith.

You’re taking some considerable risk with that because sometimes the illness is not caused by colonization of bacteria in the body, but by consuming substances that the bacteria leave behind as part of their metabolism.

I’m pretty sure he means poop. Bacteria poop.

I’m trying to work out if your hypothetical pill holder only has five days or you’re calling OP a motherfucker.

For the trumpet to affect his height… Did he wear it as a hat?

Hur Hur Hur… PPU

I hope Matthew McConaughey sends him one.

Smoking is easy. Stopping smoking is the hard one.

Can I just say that I enjoyed the addition of the emojis there. They really brought a sense of fun to the story of you shitting your guts out uncontrollably. 👍

I use Thunderbird for desktop (Windows) and Bluemail for Android. Works for me.