The key detail is the seal on the ballot boxes - normally kept intact in case there needs to be a recount - will be broken immediately.

Post-poll ballot stuffing anyone? Well it just got a shit-ton easier. Thanks republiQan fuckwits!

“It’s not mine, baby! I would never use a penis pump!”

Oh dear, that’s going to make her path to an electoral college victory harder, isn’t it.

“False rumors”

NO! Bad Grauniad! No! Lies.

Say it with us now, “Lies” - right! Okay. Try that again.

Finally a normal picture of Sam Altman where he doesn’t look like a creepy goon with evil intent.

Ha ha ha nah just joshin’.

Noooooo not Butthead!

Hehm heh heh heheheh uhhhhh ok

Cripes what a dumb way to do it.

“Study of How Dogs Interact With Cheese Called Off After Dogs Eat the Cheese”

Believe him, baby, he’s totally got a big penis. Look at all the bullets!

I would be shocked to learn that he “wrote” one. (Less shocked to learn Stephen Miller wrote one for him)

He still claims he won.

Except when he admits he lost because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It will be released in two weeks.

An assessment of the global electric vehicle market and Ford merited one lukewarm, brief sentence. At the time, Farley was the Executive Vice President and President of Global Markets. If that sounds like a job that would require paying close attention to China’s reality and increasing competitiveness, it is. If that sounds like a job that should understand disruptive innovation’s death knell for firms like Ford, it is. If that sounds like a job that should have been creating strategy to deal with the reality of China’s emerging electric vehicle juggernaut, it is.

Auto industry mismanagement is redundant.

“We would have been now having so much money coming out of the energy,” he said. “We just had the best. We have Bagram in Alaska, they say it might be bigger than all of Saudi Arabia.”

Bagram is an air base the United States abandoned during its withdrawal from Afghanistan.

. . . Contrary to Trump’s remarks, the oil potential of ANWR is far less than that of Saudi Arabia.

“We Would Have Been Now Having”

Christ in a bucket.

They spent years and millions of dollars trying to stop him. But the pull of millions of idiot racists was too strong for them to overcome

Their chief weapon is ignorance. Ignorance and fear - their two chief weapons . . .

"Now, they’re scheduled to meet on Friday. And they have over a dozen new rules and new proposed agenda items. We’re less than 50 days out of an election. So Secretary of State Raffensperger’s lawyer sent a pretty scathing letter to the State Election Board saying, you really shouldn’t change these rules."

The bottom line, he added, is that “we’ll see what happens Friday with the State Election Board in Georgia. But when it comes to concerns about the new laws, that’s where we see the most action, at least right now.”

Emphasis (?) added

The city received permission from the Mississippi Department of Archives and History to move the Confederate monument, as required. But Rep. Stacey Hobgood-Wilkes of Picayune said the fire station site is inappropriate.

“We are prepared to pursue such avenues that may be necessary to ensure that the statue is relocated to a more suitable and appropriate location,” she wrote, suggesting a Confederate cemetery closer to the courthouse square as an alternative. She said the Ladies Cemetery Association is willing to deed a parcel to the city to make it happen.

Of the Mississippi Hobgood-Wilkes? Ohhh! That Ladies Cemetery Association. Not the United Daughters of the Confederacy. Sure.

Morans.

And yet corporate news is unable - unwilling and unable - to say that he lies.

Journalism is a farce.

Hey - don’t make them issue a statement!

Ohh ho, they’ll do it! And that statement will say they are very concerned!!

So - just watch your step, Clownface von Fuckstick