They often seem to blame capitalism for the fact we’re not in an impossible utopia.

Two zs, otherwise it’d be the past tense of speze.

I’d like to be that variety of pirate, at least in the older style. Not so much a modern nautical pirate though.

1. I’m not American either.
2. The vast majority of countries in the world have copyright.

Now I’m not morally against piracy, pirate away. It’s just illegal.

It’s like people are forgetting that piracy is actually illegal.

I mean, you probably are, especially if it’s explicitly political. All I can recommend is CONSTANT VIGILANCE!