I mean, I guess depending on context? This really isn’t about static titles though. Like, nobody fought for straight people to be allowed to exist. Even in our modern age gays are still executed for being themselves. It’s understandably offensive if someone is like “I want to show pride too!” if the thing you’re proud of is winning the right to openly exist and the thing they’re proud of is… being the more socially accepted and advantaged class?

It’s not a perfect comparison but it’s almost like if a rich person wanted a trophy for being rich because the lower class just got a trophy for surviving being poor.

You’re so right! The straights are so brave and persecuted!

It’s so hard to be considered the only valid sexuality by the majority of people and religions. They should definitely cater to the straights. The lgbtqia+ population shouldn’t get a single thing- not protections, spaces, clothing, or even name tags that straights don’t.

Think it’s time that the straights get a pride day? Maybe a white lives matter movement is in order too! Maybe we should have a mens day as well. Hell, let’s do something super special for all the straight white men since they have it so tough and their title is important and they fought soooooo hard for it.

I’m glad I was born a normal straight instead of a really fucking fragile straight.

I really would rather my taxes not go to dipshit Donald or geriatric Joe. There are roads that need fixing and libraries that need funding.

Yeah but what is my “cum daddy”?

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You’re replying to the wrong guy silly. I didn’t blame you for pointing anything out lol.

Your valid criticism is… to beat the shit out of them? I mean look, I’ve seen some bad criticism but that’s not even in the right basket.

Mammarific?

Ionized water 💀

Wow! What a blast from the past! My uncle actually actually directed the spin off “The Brave Little Toaster takes a bath”

Wait… That’s not naked.

Out of all things why title it for the floor?

Low effort troll post.

I wouldn’t know how to eat it. Baked? Grilled? With another ass or two in it like a turducken?

I don’t know how to interpret this past cannibalism. like how do I eat your arms? Toes? How do I eat your head? Why would you want this from me? I’m just a normal guy. I’m scared. I’ve never eaten human flesh and I’ve been trying to move towards a vegetarian lifestyle. I’m not ready for this. But for you, I’ll try.

My stomach after Guinness number 7

Water makes me wet

And water is wet. Next.

What? This isn’t suggested or taught in any high school curriculum I know of. Not only that but it is technically true and most people who actually diet do more research than “starve yourself” because who is too lazy to do research but not too lazy to make a huge lifestyle change and constantly exert control over their purchasing/prep/eating habits? Decades for the body to recover? I mean, if you literally starve yourself to near death to the point where you cause organ damage you might never fully recover I guess, but seriously, nobody is doing that without already having severe issues beforehand. The overarching suggestion of “eat less calories if you want to be less fat” is effective and non-harmful advice as the majority of people who remain overweight tend to overeat. Which is unhealthy and can take decades for the human body to recover.