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…oooh, he was in amos + andrew, right?..

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“Turbo-revvin’ punk! I’ll straighten you out yet!”

…park a maverick next to a nineties ranger; the difference is ridiculous…

YOU wOULDN’T
DOWNLOAd A
CIVILISATION

…let’s go for a 3521% drop in revenue!..

…i believe that, officially, he’s just a consultant: some woman whose name i can’t remembre is the nominal head of the department which nominally-isn’t-DOGE…

…i shop women’s shoes when i can; they generally offer a much wider selection…

…my mazda 2 outhandles my MX-5s and is the only car i’ve driven which keeps pace with my elise; we’ve been waiting for an electric subcompact hatchback for about ten years now but the stateside market keeps doing everything it can not to offer me one…

"Expertise - and Patience - "

…i think the word they’re looking for is competence…

…call a spade a spade: the executive branch is a russian asset and anyone who’s convinced otherwise is embracing willful ignorance…

…the avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote…

…he did emerge victorious from the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, though…

…i always use my signals to unambiguously communicate intent; the only time i’ve been embarrassed is after carrying that habit onto the track, but it’s tough to break…

…my wife uses her signals to ask permission, which i feel can cause confusion, but she feels the same way about me…

…don’t forget starfleet space force…

…sleeve of saltines and a block of grated cheddar were my go-to lunch as a kid; no regrets…

(these days i’m more into triscuits and cheddar slices, the pricey aged cheeses rather than big orange store-brand bricks)

THEN YOU ARE LOST, ANAKIN!

…when i turned thirty, i was a grownup, and people started treating me like one: grownups are f*cking old and their lives are over…

…this is just staging plausible deniability for the russian asset…