Worry is the worst use of imagination. The latter can take you all sorts of places, whereas the former is more of a rocking chair: misleadingly distracting but essentially stationary. 🙇🏽‍♂️

Ach, I did nazi that coming.

And rhymes with where I’d rather be.

So, you simply mean “being preached at”? What’s the over/under on religious “leaders” feeling they’re above the law, etc., but knowing that they have to keep the sheep from spooking?

What a lukewarm compliment. I need to wash my hands now, ew.

Don’t disparage pedophiles by association. They’re altogether vile and unfathomably sick in the head, but this fuck-smear? Far worse

Be sure not to become the monster when despising them, is all.

You prefer paying more to continue his existence?

Ferreal. Save the cancer and the taxpayer dollars. Shuffle that fetid fuckstain off to his final career as fertilizer.

Yeah… And those people vote. 🥲

For serious. These guys couldn’t seize an elephant, pfft.

Oh, wait. Is this implying that being seized by this particular squad affects the elephant’s weight?

At least they’re confident? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

11yrs-younger-you can’t judge. They were just another starry-eyed fuckin’ idiot. You’re good, just don’t do it again, right?

Right?! 😶

Talk about planted.

1. Setting anything as your default “browser” when it’s not a browser is only a little sus — “open” source, or no.

2. Don’t share a link if you can’t find its complete “verbose” version.

3. …

4. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤞🏽

ew.

Does no one else see the lightsaber? 😶

Dammit, Sam. 🤦🏽‍♂️