Don’t read? More like can’t read!
I dunno, I decided to react to something while only informed by other uninformed comments. It was a poor choice.
Don’t read? More like can’t read!
I dunno, I decided to react to something while only informed by other uninformed comments. It was a poor choice.
Politics under the guise of religious differences?
Well, maybe I’d know that if I’d read the article. Did you ever consider that I was being lazy and vocal while uninformed?!
I don’t know why I’m making it seem like this is your fault, but I hope you’ve learned your lesson
I think she is a legend for what she did and I think USPS was absolutely right to fire her for it.
I hope the mail goes back to being apolitical and that she experiences a soft landing and strong launch career-wise
20-foot lifted vehicles would probably be considerably safer:
Hmmm… 🤔 Now that I think about it, maybe we should subsidize these lift kits to make this a self-solving problem
It’s just gonna fall off the Empire State Building trying to save Nicole Kidman
He liked fava beanis
I’m not going to go to some backwoods country and tell them how to live their lives
“Nah, we like your people oppressed”
He must have shouted that quote so that the interviewer could hear him with his head so far up Elon’s ass
How do they even afford to eat???
Which is why I always bring a knife to a pillow fight!
I’ve lost many friends…
Something something outsourcing calls and other Indian stereotypes
And instead of paying them, pay 500 toddlers $2 each to kick them in the shins their entire career
I thought he saved his urine in jars
Then again, I guess you can save multiple things in jars
Thanks! Now that I’ve got a fan base to disappoint, it’s time say something disturbingly sexist or transphobic.
Girls have a button and boys have a pole. Wicked touching takes its toll.
And then write Harry Potter style books about himself!
While I don’t agree with your statement, as a republican, I have no ability to tell you whether I like or dislike what you’ve said. I know which one and only statement I like, and your statement was not it.
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Probably doing a golf pop
Wait wait wait, now you’re just bungling the story tooooo much.
What probably happened is he got target fixation while the bird flew in a path that… well… ooooppsssies
You forgot the best part of the whole “ooooppsssies”:
The fucking lawyer later went on tv TO APOLOGIZE TO DICK CHENEY FOR HIS BAD PUBLICITY DUE TO GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE
Not Excel, but one of the most hilarious uses of Google Sheets I’ve ever seen