I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
OP said worst. That’s the best.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
This one wins
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
young ferengi takes human expression “break a leg” too literally
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That’s not even a joke. That’s the actual synopsis.
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
Unironically my favorite TNG episode.
Picard learns to play the flute.
Crusher plays a flute.
Ghosted
Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.