This one time I just decided to put my face in front of this nice gentleman’s fist. I promptly apologized of course and that’s one mistake I won’t be making again.

There is a happy ending though, after buying him a coffee to express remorse over getting his shirt cuff bloody a third party stepped in and negotiated an amicable resolution where I gave him my full wallet.

I haven’t tripped face first into his fist since, but I do still give half my mineral wealth annually to that nice stranger that stepped in to stop any further violence.